The Internet is a Big Black Hole of Time Suck

 

I'm supposed to be working on a project for my nutrition class. I cannot express my dislike for this project. These are the things I'd rather be doing than working on my project (in no particular order):

1. Cleaning the cat litter box. I don't call him Stinky for no reason.

2. Cleaning the bathtub. Those of you who were privy to my cleaning lady experiment know how much I dispise this.

3. Cleaning the kitchen floor. Again with the cleaning ladies.

4. Cleaning out my car. I'd take it to the detailing place down the street, but as my passenger's side door doesn't open as a result of being t-boned by a distracted driver I'm hesitant to do this. Plus, it seems lazy and I'm poor.

5. Vacuuming my area rugs.

6. Sweeping the cat hair tumbleweeds out of the corners.

7. Cleaning the toilet.

8. I already did the dishes.

9. Taking out the trash.

 

On the upside, I'd also rather create a blog post, watch Dateline on ID, and, of course, surf the web. My list of entertaining websites is long and distinguished. I thought I'd share a few.

 

In no particular order (because ordering them would be too much like homework):

 

1. Jen Lancaster's blog at Jennsylvania

2. Allie Brosh's blog at Hyperbole and a Half

3. Natalie Dee's cartoons at Natalie Dee

4. Cakewrecks

5. I Can Has Cheezburger

6. Twitter

7. Facebook

8. LouisvilleMojo

9. Amazon

10. 11 Points

11.  People of WalMart

12. Think Geek

13. Exploding Dog

14. Williams-Sonoma

15. 27b/6

16. Things My Girlfriend and I Fight About

17. Awkward Family Photos

18. The "Very Serious" Forums

19. Puns

20. Bored at Work

21. Look at That F'ing Hippster (NSFW)

22. M thru F

23. Lovely Listing

24. Engrish

25. Hacked IRL

26. Threadless T-shirts

27. Woot

28. Pink Cake Box

29. Food vs. Face

30. Sephora

31. Hockey Fights

32. Typepad

33. NASA

34. Awkward Family Pet Photos

35. Hubble Site

36. Rotten

37. Food

38. Food Geeks

39. Daily Squee

40. EPBot

 

See what I'm up against? And the list only grows. It should also be noted that this list doesn't include things that are majorly embaressing or just plain inappropriate.

 

To the sites I've just sent traffic to, you're welcome.

 

Back to the paper.

 

Comments

[Brandy King]

Food vs Face is SUPER excited to be one of the 40 ways you waste your time. LURVE!